1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:08,742 Claudia: WHAT WAS THAT? 2 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:09,910 Jimmy: NOTHING, MOM! NOTHING! 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:13,381 Claudia: YOU GUYS, IT SOUNDS LIKE WORLD WAR III DOWN HERE. 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:16,184 WHAT...WHOA, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 5 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,586 MOM! YOU'RE STANDING IN HOT LAVA! 6 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:19,487 EXCUSE ME? 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,289 THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA! HURRY, HURRY! 8 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,556 GET UP! AAH! AAH! 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,824 NO, NO, NO, IT'S TOO LATE. 10 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,326 YOU BURNED YOUR FOOT OFF. YOU GET A STRIPE. 11 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,096 AH...UH...HA, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 12 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:30,164 ME. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 13 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:30,998 HEY, WHERE'S LILY? 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:31,999 SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BABY-SITTING YOU. 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,803 OH, COME ON, MOM. WE DON'T NEED A BABY-SITTER. 16 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,138 BE... WHOA! 17 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,607 HA! YOU GET ANOTHER STRIPE! 18 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,176 MAN, I'M BURNED ALL THE WAY UP TO MY HEINIE. 19 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,511 WHOO! Sean: LILY! 20 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,679 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 21 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,714 LILY, I AM SORRY! 22 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:47,481 Claudia: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 23 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,483 YOU HAVE VIOLATED MY CIVIL RIGHTS! 24 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,352 I THINK YOU MIGHT MEAN YOUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY. 25 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,686 OH! GET AWAY FROM ME! 26 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,189 WHAT--DAD, YOU'RE STANDING IN LAVA! 27 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,425 UH--UH--UH, I'M WEARING TITANIUM BOOTS. LILY! 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:01,495 HEY, SEAN, WAIT--UHH, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR DINNER NOW. 29 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,531 LAVA! WHAT? 30 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,104 OH... AM I GONNA DIE NOW? 31 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,141 GRR. NO, NO...AAH! 32 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,275 HA HA HA! AAH! 33 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,410 INTO THE LAVA! NO, I'M BURNING! 34 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,678 BURN! GRR! I'M BURNING! 35 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,681 I'M BURNING! AAH! 36 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,530 DAD SAID WE COULDN'T GET A CABLE BOX. 37 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,431 THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE. 38 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:40,601 YOUR DAD AND I LIVE IN 2 DIFFERENT WORLDS. 39 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:44,405 IT'S STOLEN, ISN'T IT? 40 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,906 "STOLEN" WOULD BE A WORD 41 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,576 FROM YOUR DAD'S WORLD. 42 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,577 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. 43 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,313 YOUR GRANDPA'S HERE TO BABY-SIT. 44 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,815 OH, MAN! OH, NO! 45 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,650 WALT, THANKS FOR BAILING US OUT. 46 00:01:56,684 --> 00:02:01,655 OH, ALWAYS HAPPY TO BRING SOME DISCIPLINE INTO THEIR LIVES. 47 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,557 THEY'VE GOT TO GET IT SOMEWHERE. 48 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:04,558 MOM! 49 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:07,628 MMM, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WRITING ON MY FACE. 50 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,463 OH, NOW, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, 51 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,633 WE'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE. 52 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,802 THERE WILL BE SPANKINGS. 53 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,238 WELL, WHAT IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING 54 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,739 TO DESERVE A SPANKING? 55 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:22,510 NO, THERE WILL BE SPANKINGS. 56 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,212 Claudia: SEAN? 57 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,579 LILY WON'T TALK TO ME. WHAT HAPPENED? 58 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:30,384 UH, I THINK I MAY HAVE SCREWED UP JUST A LITTLE BIT. 59 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,720 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? SHH! 60 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,223 OH, H-HEY, UH, MR. O'KEEFE? 61 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:38,592 YEAH, HEY, IS, UH, IS--IS BRAD THERE? 62 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,328 OH, I'M A FRIEND OF HIS FROM SCHOOL 63 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,495 AND I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL 64 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:45,633 IF I COULD TALK TO HIM, HEH HEH HEH. 65 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:51,539 OH, UH, I'M, UH, TEDDY. PENDER...GRASS. 66 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,708 YEAH, JUST LIKE THE SINGER, YEAH. 67 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,610 SORRY, WRONG NUMBER! 68 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:57,911 DAMN. 69 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,981 WHY IS TEDDY PENDERGRASS CALLING OUR NEIGHBORS? 70 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:01,982 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 71 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,817 NO, I REALLY WANT TO GO TO DINNER. 72 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,785 WELL, I--I--I CAN'T, OK? 73 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,287 NOT YET, ALL RIGHT? 74 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,755 OH, UH, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY. 75 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,656 HERE, HERE, HEY, HEY, HEY. 76 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,359 A MAN'S GONNA ANSWER, OK? ASK FOR BRAD. 77 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,393 WHAT? 78 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,228 WHAT IS GOING ON? 79 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,563 HELLO? 80 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:19,500 YEAH, HI, MAY I SPEAK TO BRAD? 81 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,270 WHO AM I? 82 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,773 UM...M-M-MY DAD'S MAKING ME DO THIS! 83 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,575 REAL SMOOTH, JIMMY! 84 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,777 WHAT IN THE HELL IS UP WITH BRAD O'KEEFE? 85 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:33,314 O'KEEFE? THAT LITTLE MELONHEAD FROM NEXT DOOR? 86 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,181 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 87 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,783 YEAH, HE AND LILY WERE OVER HERE STUDYING 88 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,318 JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND... 89 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,254 OW! THIS BOOK GAVE ME A PAPER CUT! 90 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,023 YES! YES! THERE ARE NAKED PEOPLE ON MY TV! 91 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:46,760 * 9 CHANNELS OF SKIN-EMAX, BABY * 92 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:50,831 DAD! DO YOU MIND NOT WATCHING PORNO WHILE WE'RE STUDYING? 93 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,401 HUH? OH, I'M SORRY. 94 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,735 HEY, YEAH, EDDIE, TURN THAT OFF, MAN. 95 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,604 Sean: COME ON. OW! 96 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,272 STOP DOING THAT! 97 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,341 YEAH, BRAD'S WHOLE FAMILY IS SCREWED UP. 98 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:05,446 YOU KNOW, HIS GRANDFATHER SIDE-STEPPED KOREA BY ACTING LIKE A FRUIT. 99 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,881 BRAD STUDIES HERE ALL THE TIME. 100 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:08,749 WHAT HAPPENED? 101 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,783 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 102 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,586 BUT WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE IS THAT LILY LIKES BRAD. 103 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,388 SHE "LIKES" HIM? 104 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,789 YES. NO. 105 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:16,790 YES. BRAD? 106 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,393 YES. BRAD BRAD? 107 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,694 YES. 108 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:21,895 DID SHE TELL YOU THIS? 109 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,063 SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME, OK? 110 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,131 I WAS OUT WALKING MERV 111 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,934 AND PICKING UP A BUCKET OF CHICKEN FOR THE KIDS... 112 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:28,836 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, MERV. 113 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,904 SMELL THAT POST FOR THE 1000th TIME. 114 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,807 COME ON, BOY, COME ON, BOY, COME ON, COME ON. 115 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:39,847 [SIGHS] COME ON, MERV, PICK UP THE PACE. NUMBER 2! 116 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,016 I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU. LET'S GO! 117 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:48,322 OH, HO, HO. AW, THEY'RE GETTIN' IT ON. 118 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,891 YOU STAY RIGHT HERE, MERV. I'M GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT. 119 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,493 [WHISTLING] 120 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,967 WHOO. 121 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,405 [GASPS] 122 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,907 LILY! OH, GOD! 123 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,620 IT'S NOT FUNNY, CLAUDIA! 124 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,888 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! 125 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:24,792 HOW IS THROWING CHICKEN EVEN AN OPTION? 126 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,859 AW, COME ON. 127 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,361 YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE! 128 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,562 YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC. 129 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:29,897 I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET, 130 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,499 MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, 131 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,066 ALL OF A SUDDEN... 132 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,036 SO SHE WAS MAKING OUT WITH A BOY. 133 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:36,837 IT'S INEVITABLE. 134 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,840 NO, NO, NO. THIS GUY HAD HIS HANDS... 135 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,043 IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 136 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,646 IT'S SO HARD TO SEE YOUR LITTLE BABY GIRL 137 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,816 WITH SOME ANIMAL AND HIS TONGUE... 138 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:50,884 OK, I GET IT! 139 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:55,689 Walt: COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE ON A SCHEDULE! 140 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:59,627 WALT, WHY ARE MY CHILDREN ON A CHAIN GANG? 141 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,728 I AM TEACHING THESE BOYS 142 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,430 HOW TO DIG A HOLE. LET'S GO! 143 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,397 Sean: WHY? 144 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:07,435 A GOOD HOLE CAN SERVE A BOY IN A LOT OF WAYS. 145 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,969 IT KEEPS 'EM FOCUSED, 146 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:09,903 MAKES 'EM SWEAT, 147 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:13,641 AND LETS 'EM APPRECIATE A WARM BED AT NIGHT. 148 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,709 HMM. HOW MUCH IS THERE TO TEACH ABOUT A HOLE? 149 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:21,915 THAT'S THE KIND OF ATTITUDE THAT LEADS TO SUBSTANDARD HOLES. 150 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,283 PSST. 151 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,918 [WHISPERING] Brad. Psst. 152 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,019 Brad. Bradley. 153 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,121 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 154 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,458 I want him to come over here. 155 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,592 Brad! Psst! 156 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,392 WHY? 157 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,027 Because he's Lily's first boyfriend, 158 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,096 and I screwed the whole thing up. 159 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,731 Brad! 160 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,032 Brad. 161 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,869 YO, BRADLEY! 162 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,070 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 163 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,838 YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM OR NOT? 164 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:45,773 SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! 165 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,908 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU FINNERTYS DOING OUT THERE? 166 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,177 SEAN WANTS TO TALK TO BRADLEY. 167 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,912 NICE. 168 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,913 HI. 169 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,214 HEY. 170 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,016 OK. HOLD ON A MINUTE. 171 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:59,653 DO YOU THINK HIS DAD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED OUT ON THE STREET? 172 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:00,821 I DON'T KNOW. 173 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:01,822 AAH! 174 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,190 AAH! 175 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,559 I THINK HE KNOWS! 176 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,029 AAH! 177 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,198 MAN. BRAD O'KEEFE RUNS CRYING TO HIS DADDY 178 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,668 JUST 'CAUSE HE GETS A LITTLE CHICKEN THROWN ON HIM? 179 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,569 BIG FAT WUSSY. 180 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:19,106 WELL, TH-THERE WAS MORE THAN JUST CHICKEN. 181 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,641 BISCUITS? 182 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,675 NO, NO. 183 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,176 SO YOU STILL HAVE THE BISCUITS? 184 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,244 NO. 185 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,679 THEN WHERE ARE THE BISCUITS? 186 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,047 THERE ARE NO BISCUITS, ALL RIGHT? 187 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,183 I'M TALKING ABOUT AN ADDITIONAL...INCIDENT. 188 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,185 AAH! 189 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,120 OH, MY GOD. 190 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,988 WHAT'S GOING ON? 191 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,832 IT'S A CRAZY MANIAC. 192 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,636 IT'S MY DAD! 193 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,003 AAH! 194 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,241 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, LOVER BOY? 195 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:58,011 D-D-DON'T KILL ME! I-I'M SORRY... 196 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,047 YOU'D BETTER RUN! 197 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,515 OHH! 198 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,617 YEAH! 199 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,623 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 200 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,291 WHAT THE HELL AM I--I WAS-- 201 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,094 I--I WAS WALKING-- 202 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:17,865 W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MISSY? 203 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:19,800 LILY... 204 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,134 LILY, LILY, COME ON. 205 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,571 I WAS JUST JOKING! 206 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,007 OH, MY GOD. 207 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,977 WHAT HAVE YOU TURNED INTO? 208 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,545 I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,180 WALT. 210 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,148 OH, NO. 211 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:35,749 NO, NO. 212 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,217 YOU'RE TURNING INTO WALT. 213 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,687 YEAH, HE WISHES. 214 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,387 I AM NOT! 215 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,722 IT WAS JUST A MOMENTARY LAPSE, 216 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,691 AND I'VE GOT TO MAKE LILY UNDERSTAND THAT. 217 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:47,027 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T GET BISCUITS. 218 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,829 THEY COME WITH THE CHICKEN. 219 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,297 I DIDN'T GET ANY BISCUITS! 220 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,633 LOOK, I WENT OUT TO GET A BUCKET OF CHICKEN. 221 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,734 I GOT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN. 222 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,802 YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO SPECIFICALLY 223 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,704 ASK THEM TO LEAVE THE BISCUITS OUT. 224 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,038 OH. G-- 225 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,607 [CLUNKING] 226 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,042 [WHISPERING] It's him. 227 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,149 AAAH! OH! 228 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,150 CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 229 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,019 RELAX, BRAD. RELAX, OK? 230 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,087 I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU, OK? 231 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,624 OK? IS THAT OK? OK. 232 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,725 OK. 233 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,792 DAD!! 234 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,027 NO! SHH, SHH. 235 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,962 COME ON, COME ON. NO, NO, NO, NO. 236 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,330 NO, NO, BRAD. COME ON, CALM DOWN. 237 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,634 I JUST--I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE, OK? 238 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,168 SERIOUSLY, OK? 239 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,672 WHY IS HE MANHANDLING THE O'KEEFE BOY? 240 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,908 THAT'S THE KID WHO WAS SCORING WITH LILY IN THE CAR. 241 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,209 AW, JEEZ. 242 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,645 WELL, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 243 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:41,915 IF SHE'D BEEN IN THE BACKYARD DIGGING A HOLE. 244 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,687 I JUST WANT MY BOOK BAG AND NOT TO BE KILLED. 245 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,855 OK, SURE. HEY, MAN. 246 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:48,956 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET KILLED. 247 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,758 I'M JUST GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND GET LILY. 248 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,660 ALL RIGHT? BUT YOU'RE SAFE HERE. 249 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,362 YOU ARE OUR GUEST, OK? 250 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,097 DON'T LET HIM LEAVE! 251 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,911 YOU WATCH OZ? 252 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,418 Sean: I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 253 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,219 IT'S AWESOME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 254 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,954 YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY. WHAT? 255 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,389 READY? TA-DA! 256 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,960 YOU LIVE TO HUMILIATE ME. 257 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,297 LILY, COME ON. IT'S BRAD. EVERYTHING IS COOL. 258 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,700 OHH! 259 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,101 I THINK I'M GONNA GO NOW. 260 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,905 NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, PAL. 261 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,373 HAVE A--HAVE A MINT. 262 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,777 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 263 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,713 UH, TO THE KITCHEN TO TALK WITH LILY. 264 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,915 GOOD. YEAH, GOOD. CAN I, UM, GIVE YOU 265 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,184 A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE? 266 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:51,852 YEAH. 267 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,387 DO GO IN THERE. 268 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,123 W-WHAT? NO, I GOTTA GO IN THERE 269 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,891 TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH LILY. 270 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,760 HA HA, YOU CAN'T. 271 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,928 SEE, SHE'S A TEENAGE GIRL, 272 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,029 AND YOU'RE HER FATHER. 273 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,264 ANYTHING THAT YOU DO WILL BE WRONG, 274 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,867 BECAUSE YOU, HER FATHER, ARE DOING IT. 275 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,069 COME ON, COME ON. I'M NOT LIKE A DAD DAD. 276 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,339 YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE A WHOO-HOO DAD. 277 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,377 Sean: HEY, LIL. 278 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,714 UH, HEH, WHY ARE YOU EATING CROUTONS? 279 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,949 WELL, I WAS HUNGRY, 280 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,416 AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHICKEN, 281 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:27,020 WHAT WITH IT BEING OUT ON THE CURB AND ALL. 282 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,789 LISTEN, LILY, I WAS WRONG. 283 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,957 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THE THING 284 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,292 THAT GETS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND. 285 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,495 EWW! HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 286 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,931 HE'S BRAD O'KEEFE. 287 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:38,465 WHAT? 288 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,067 HE WEARS A FANNY PACK. 289 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,937 AND HE CARRIES ALL THESE KEYS WITH HIM ALL THE TIME. 290 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:47,107 WHY DOES HE NEED SO MANY KEYS? 291 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,742 AND HE SAYS THE WORD "OF-TEN." 292 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,511 THAT'S HOW HE SAYS IT. "OFTEN" WITH A "T." 293 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,312 GEEK! 294 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,280 HEY, HEY, WAIT. IF HE'S SUCH A GEEK, 295 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,983 THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE CAR WITH HIM? 296 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,386 I JUST WANTED SOMEBODY TO NOTICE ME, ALL RIGHT? 297 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,889 OH, COME ON, LILY, BOYS NOTICE YOU ALL THE TIME. 298 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,958 NOT WHEN SHE'S AROUND. 299 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,326 WHAT? 300 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,361 EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE SHE IS. 301 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,731 BA-DOOM, BA-DOOM, BA-DOOM. 302 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,567 WHAT? 303 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,269 YOU GO AROUND FLAUNTING IT, 304 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:19,306 AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICES I'M HERE. 305 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,910 WHAT? 306 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,311 LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. 307 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,949 [YELLO'S OH YEAH PLAYING] 308 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,035 MM-MMM. THERE IS NOTHING SEXY 309 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,437 ABOUT SCRAPING GNATS OFF OF A STATION WAGON. 310 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,441 THERE IS WHEN YOU'RE WORKING IT. 311 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,610 HA HA HA! YOU WERE WORKING IT? 312 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,945 NO! I-- 313 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,380 OH, THIS IS INTERESTING, 314 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,249 BECAUSE THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME BEING A BAD DAD. 315 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,151 THIS IS ABOUT YOU BEING A LEGGY SIREN 316 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,921 WHO'S DESTROYED OUR DAUGHTER'S SELF-ESTEEM. 317 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,355 LET'S GO EAT. 318 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,226 NO. NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE. 319 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,127 I AM. 320 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,097 UH, AH, AH, AH. DON'T YOU TRY TO FIX THIS, 321 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,165 BECAUSE ANYTHING YOU DO WILL BE WRONG 322 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,202 BECAUSE YOU, HER MOTHER, ARE DOING IT. 323 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,203 NOT FUNNY. 324 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,106 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? YOU'RE SPOOKING THE KID. 325 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,073 Sean: AH, AH, AH, AH. 326 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:04,878 GUESS WHO THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOT MOM IS? WHOO! 327 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,346 NO, I AM NOT. 328 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,881 YOU'RE THE HOT MOM? 329 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:08,648 YEAH. YEAH. 330 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,117 WOW, YOU'RE THE HOT MOM. 331 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,920 NO. SHUT UP! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 332 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,154 Sean: NO, COME ON. WHOO-HOO! 333 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,388 THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. 334 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,925 BUT SHE'LL NEVER BE LIKE MRS. DELVECCHIO. 335 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,226 OH, NO, MRS. DELVECCHIO. 336 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,461 OH, WHOA, MRS. D. 337 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,197 OW! OH. 338 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,966 [MOANING] 339 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:26,666 WHOO! 340 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,201 OK, OK, WHO IS MRS. DELVECCHIO? 341 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,071 MRS. DELVECCHIO WAS THE HOTTEST MOM 342 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,241 IN THE HISTORY OF STATEN ISLAND. 343 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,009 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME. 344 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,044 OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 345 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,112 VERY NICE OF YOU. 346 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,116 ALL RIGHT. 347 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,052 YEAH, HERE YOU GO. 348 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,419 THANK YOU. 349 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,321 THANK YOU. 350 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,923 YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF HOT OUT. 351 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,525 CAN I COME IN AND HAVE A GLASS OF LEMONADE? 352 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,462 OH, I DON'T HAVE ANY LEMONADE. I'M SORRY. 353 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,597 OH, YEAH, YOU DO. YOU BOUGHT SOME. 354 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,432 IT'S IN YOUR BAG. 355 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,202 OH. I DON'T HAVE ANY CLEAN GLASSES. 356 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,404 THANK YOU SO MUCH. OK, BYE. 357 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,239 OH, UH... 358 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,943 CAN I COME IN AND TAKE A BATH? 359 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,111 WHAT? 360 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:15,582 [YELLING IN ITALIAN] 361 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,153 SHE'S GOTTA BE, LIKE, 60 NOW. 362 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:25,258 YEAH. I BET SHE WOULDN'T CLOSE THE DOOR ON ME NOW. 363 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,561 AND DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU! 364 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,296 WALT, WE'RE KIND OF 365 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,197 IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 366 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,267 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T SPANK. 367 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,268 WHAT'D THEY DO? 368 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,339 AH, THE LITTLE MONKEYS TUNNELED OUT OF THE YARD. 369 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,343 [INDIANA JONES THEME PLAYS] 370 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,720 THEY GOT AWAY FROM YOU, HUH? 371 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,523 THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR. THEY CAN HEAR ME FINE. 372 00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,060 THE BELT IS COMING OFF! 373 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,029 WALT, PLEASE. WE'VE GOT A LILY ISSUE 374 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,563 THAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH HERE. 375 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,564 OH, RIGHT. 376 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,334 SHE GAVE HERSELF TO THAT BRAD BOY, DIDN'T SHE? 377 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,335 NO, NO. 378 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,104 YEAH, WELL, YOU WOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE PROBLEMS 379 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,273 IF YOU'D TALKED WITH HER WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE. 380 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,175 YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER THE TALK. 381 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,344 OHH. I REMEMBER YOUR TALK, DAD, 382 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,647 AND IT WAS, UH, QUITE EDUCATIONAL. 383 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,384 WHEN THE MAN AND A WOMAN GET TOGETHER, 384 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,319 SO TO SPEAK, 385 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:31,224 AND THE, UH...SPERM... 386 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:36,363 COMES IN CONTACT WITH THE...EGG. 387 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,300 NOW, THAT'S A CODE RED UP IN HER WAJUDI. 388 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,537 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? 389 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:48,408 YEAH. THANKS, DAD. 390 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,378 YEAH, WELL, 391 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,247 YOUR CHICKEN-THROWING APPROACH REALLY PAID OFF. 392 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,315 WELL, DAD, 393 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,349 I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, 394 00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:01,054 BUT THIS IS THE FAULT OF MY WIFE--THE SUPERVIXEN. 395 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,755 OH, YEAH? 396 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,756 UH-HUH. YEAH. 397 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,259 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BLEW UP THE BATTERY RECHARGER 398 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,195 BY PUTTING IN NON-RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES. 399 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,762 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT? 400 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,399 THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO, AND IT'S NOT EVEN RELEVANT. 401 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,234 IT SAID--IT SAID RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF IT: 402 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,770 IT SAID, "RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES ONLY." 403 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,738 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MISSY. 404 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,608 UH, UH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 405 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,443 WHY DON'T YOU JUST FOLLOW ME 406 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,311 LIKE YOU USUALLY DO? 407 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,414 OH, NO, NO, NO. I DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU, OK? 408 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,249 I JUST HAPPENED UPON YOU, 409 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,418 AND DON'T FORGET... 410 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,252 HOT MOM. 411 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,254 OH! BECAUSE I PUT ON A PAIR OF SHORTS, 412 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,788 I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR HER PROMISCUITY? 413 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,426 PROMISCUITY? I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 414 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,593 NOTHING HAPPENED, OK? 415 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,461 BUT YOUR FATHER SAW YOU-- 416 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,165 SO WHAT? IT WAS ANOTHER PATHETIC CHAPTER 417 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,400 IN MY PATHETIC LIGHT. 418 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,381 WELL? 419 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,485 WELL, WHAT? 420 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,321 DON'T YOU WANT TO KISS ME? 421 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,358 OH. YEAH. 422 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,365 [SIGHS] 423 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,739 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HANDS. 424 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,308 LIKE WHAT? 425 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,178 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING. 426 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,513 IS THIS GOOD? 427 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,116 WHAT WERE YOU EATING? 428 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,285 CH-CHEETOS. 429 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:44,123 YOU JUST GOT CHEESE DUST IN MY HAIR, YOU IDIOT! 430 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,761 AAH! DON'T PUT THEM BACK! GROSS! 431 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,763 [SIGHS] 432 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,539 CAN I TOUCH YOUR BRA? 433 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,411 I GUESS. 434 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,418 ARE YOU GONNA TAKE IT OFF? 435 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,586 NO. 436 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,688 COOL. 437 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,603 OH, I--WELL, I THINK I SAW A GUY LOOKING AT US. 438 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,771 DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS! 439 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,506 I SEE A GUY LOOKING AT US. 440 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,574 DON'T YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT? 441 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,544 I DO, I DO, IT'S JUST THERE'S THIS-- 442 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,678 AAH! 443 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,447 MY LIFE SUCKS. 444 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,683 MMM. BABY, I GOTTA TELL YOU, 445 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,719 BEING 14 PRETTY MUCH SUCKS FOR EVERYBODY. 446 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,655 LOOK, L-LIL. I SCREWED UP, OK? 447 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,490 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING OUT THERE, 448 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,225 AND I KNOW IT'S DEPRESSING TO BE A GIRL 449 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,427 WHEN ALL THE BOYS YOUR AGE... 450 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,863 ARE HOT FOR YOUR MOM. 451 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,231 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 452 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,566 WELL, YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T, 453 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:03,803 BECAUSE I WAS A BOY, AND MY MOM WAS KINDA HORSY, 454 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,339 GOD REST HER SOUL, 455 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,474 BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS, LIL. 456 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,577 YOU ARE MUCH PRETTIER THAN YOUR MOTHER WAS AT YOUR AGE. 457 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,344 WHAT? 458 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,313 YEAH, YEAH. SHE HAD THESE BRACES, 459 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,416 AND SHE HAD THIS GOOFY CYNDI LAUPER HAIRDO-- 460 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,817 AND THIS CHUNKY IRISH BOYFRIEND 461 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,554 IN PARACHUTE PANTS AND A SERGIO VALENTÉ SHIRT. 462 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,257 LOOK--LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, LIL, OK? 463 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,758 YOU'RE GETTING HOTTER ALL THE TIME, 464 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,794 AND YOUR MOTHER, WELL, SHE'S PEAKED. 465 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,430 HEH. OH, THANKS, HONEY. 466 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,665 HAVE ANOTHER DONUT. 467 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,468 AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 468 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,338 I'M SCARED OF YOU, AND I'M JEALOUS OF HER. 469 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,540 AND FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA ASSOCIATE SEX 470 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,676 WITH HAVING FRIED FOOD HURLED AT ME. 471 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,413 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOVER FROM THAT? 472 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,515 I'M GONNA CARRY AROUND SCARS WITH ME 473 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,716 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 474 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,551 HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR OWN PHONE LINE? 475 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,586 THAT'D WORK. 476 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,758 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING, MAN? 477 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,494 THAT COULD BE A NIPPLE. 478 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,597 THAT'S A DOG'S NOSE. 479 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,567 OH. UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 480 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,502 I'LL WARM UP THE CAR. 481 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,037 [SIGHS] 482 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,673 BRAD, DUDE. 483 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,442 MAN, WE GOTTA TALK. 484 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,576 YEAH. 485 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,611 UH, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 486 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,648 BUT--BUT I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME. 487 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,882 OH, Y-YEAH, SHE LIKES YOU, 488 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,050 BUT SHE JUST DOESN'T... 489 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,519 LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW? 490 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,388 BUT WHEN I SEE HER, 491 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,323 I--I GET ALL THESE FEELINGS. 492 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,659 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT YOU JUST GOTTA FACE FACTS. 493 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,726 YOU KNOW... 494 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,496 YOU AND LILY JUST WEREN'T MEANT TO BE. 495 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,967 LILY? I WAS TALKING ABOUT MRS. FINNERTY. 496 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,539 YOU KNOW THAT'S MY WIFE, RIGHT? 497 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,508 YEAH. 498 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,512 YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART, ARE YOU, BRAD? 499 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:58,985 AH. 500 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:01,688 HI, UNCLE EDDIE. 501 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,555 HEY, WHERE'S YOUR GRANDPA? 502 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,457 HE THINKS WE'RE STILL DOWN IN THE HOLE. 503 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,495 YEAH. WE TIED A FLASHLIGHT TO MR. DIRKIN'S CAT. 504 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,398 AH, I SEE YOU! 505 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,999 I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE. 506 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:17,537 YOU CAN'T STAY DOWN THERE FOREVER. 507 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,872 AND I GOT ALL NIGHT! 508 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:20,740 HEH HEH HEH! 509 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,742 I GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! 510 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,745 COME ON! COME ON! AAARGH!